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Those are the words of Spanky, author of 'MEN ARE SLUTS'--a
new book for the man that wants to know how, and the woman that wants to know why. He
has taken his message to over four hundred clubs and colleges with overwhelming response.
"It is something women have always known, and strangely enough, something men seem proud
of..." he states.
"Men make fun of women when they cry at soaps, yet men cry when a little white ball
doesn't go in a hole. Men and women are just aroused by different things, which is
why we have both the Playboy Channel and the Home Shopping Network. Surveys report
women like to look at men's butts, which is no surprise, that's where we keep our
wallets!"
Spanky admits that perhaps every man is not a slut, but argues there is a 95% chance,
"Scientific fact: only 5% of mammals mate for life."
When it comes to casual relationships, meet the man that wrote the book.
"Men are sluts, that's my message. I believe there are only two types of men:
men that want to have sex all the time, and men that are dead."
From the book 'MEN ARE SLUTS' ...
How To Understand Men:
Is it any wonder the man of the nineties is a complex and totally confused creature:
Quite simply: males are creatures that can be aroused by reading about the hole in the ozone layer.
How To Recognize The Slut In All Men:
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In men's diaries, pork is a verb.
How To Talk To Women:
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"Are you married or do you still like men?"
"I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
"I know I'm not the best looking guy here, but I am the only one talking to you."
Random Gems:
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"Men are naturally drawn to all that is forbidden, like a moth to a flame.
We suffer from testosterone poisoning."
"Men will sleep with women they would never date, and women will date men they would never sleep with.
"My friend lost his wedding ring in a bar, but it wasn't his fault... there was a hole in his pocket."
"The female orgasm is like God. I believe in it, but I can't prove it exists."
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